Q: What was your reason for joining Guisborough Town?
PY: Hometown Club.
Q: What’s your favourite playing position?
PY: Centre midfield.
Q: What’s your favourite Northern League ground (excluding the KGV)?
PY: Bishop Auckland.
Q: What is your favourite Guisborugh Town moment?
PY: Beating Scarbrough away in the FA Cup.
Q: Which of the current squad would make:
a) Prime Minister?
PY: Tommy Marron – high standards.
b) A Superhero?
PY: Mason McNeill – can already fly.
c) Best Stand-up Comic?
PY: Brian Close.
Q: What’s the best advice you could give to a Guisborough Town junior player?
PY: Enjoy the game. Don’t be scared to make mistakes, everyone makes them.
Q: Who is the best player you have played with?
PY: Luke Bythway (first spell at Guisborough).
Q: Who is the best player you have played against?
PY: Sammy Ameobi.
Q: Who is the funniest in the Guisborough dressing room?
PY: Some funny characters, I’ll go with Mason [McNeill].
Q: Who is the best dancer in the Guisborough dressing room?
PY: Dylan Mcavoy – best and worst.
Q: Who is the worst dressed at the Club?
PY: Closey (them shorts).
Q: Describe the gaffer in three words.
PY: Passionate, ambitious, radged.
Q: Which realistic signing should the Club make this summer?
PY: Cal Martin.
Q: Who is your footballing hero?
PY: Alan Shearer.
Q: If you were thirsty and needed a pint which member of the Club would you go to first?
PY: Jimmy Ward.
Q: Which current player is the laziest?
PY: Ryan Catterick – hates running.
Q: Which player would last the longest in the ring with Tyson Fury?
PY: Charlie Marshall [would] be tough to knock down.
Q: Who in the dressing room hate losing the most?
Q: Who in the dressing room loves winning the most?
Q: Which player spends the longest in front of the mirror before a game?
PY: Davy Onions.
Q: Who’s the longest in the shower?
PY: Joe Fergo [Ferguson] 🚿.