Joe Ferguson Q&A

Q: What was your reason for joining Guisborough Town?

JF: Got a call about four years ago and was asked to come down.

Q: What’s your favourite playing position?

JF: Centre Midfield.

Q: What’s your favourite Northern League ground (excluding the KGV)?

JF: Redcar Athletic.

Q: What is your favourite Guisborugh Town moment?

JF: Scoring a hat-trick in the FA Cup.

Q: Which of the current squad would make:

a) Prime Minister?

JF: [David] Onions.

b) A Superhero?

JF: [Brian] Closey.

c) Best Stand-up Comic?

JF: Gaz Forster. [His] jokes are shocking but the lads still laugh.

Q: What’s the best advice you could give to a Guisborough Town junior player?

JF: To keep on working hard and learn as much as possible. Most important just enjoy it.

Q: Who is the best player you have played with?

JF: Ste Snaith.

Q: Who is the best player you have played against?

JF: Ste Snaith.

Q: Who is the funniest in the Guisborough dressing room?

JF: Gaz Forster.

Q: Who is the best dancer in the Guisborough dressing room?

JF: Dylan [McAvoy].

Q: Who is the worst dressed at the Club?

JF: Josh Row.

Q: Describe the gaffer in three words.

JF: Loves mam jokes.

Q: Which realistic signing should the Club make this summer?

JF: Out of my pay grade.

Q: Who is your footballing hero?

JF: Steven Gerrard.

Q: If you were thirsty and needed a pint which member of the Club would you go to first?

JF: Josh Row.

Q: Which current player is the laziest?

JF: Stevie Roberts.

Q: Which player would last the longest in the ring with Tyson Fury?

JF: Lenny [Reed].

Q: Who in the dressing room hate losing the most?

JF: I would like to say everyone behind the door in the changies doesn’t like losing a game.

Q: Who in the dressing room loves winning the most?

JF: We all do but Gaz Forster tops the list.

Q: Which player spends the longest in front of the mirror before a game?

JF: Dylan loves wetting his barnet.

Q: Who’s the longest in the shower?

JF: Fergie boy.