David Onions Q&A

Q: What was your reason for joining Guisborough Town?

DO: Home town club, love the place, wanted to give something back to the Club.

Q: What’s your favourite playing position?

DO: Centre Forward 😀.

Q: What’s your favourite Northern League ground (excluding the KGV)?

DO: Northallerton.

Q: What is your favourite Guisborugh Town moment?

DO: The whole of the 2010/11 season…”Don’t stop believing”.

Q: Which of the current squad would make:

a) Prime Minister?

DO: Tommy Marron.

b) A Superhero?

DO: Super Brian Close.

c) Best Stand-up Comic?

DO: Robbo [Mark Robinson] – funny man.

Q: What’s the best advice you could give to a Guisborough Town junior player?

DO: Love the game and cherish every moment.

Q: Who is the best player you have played with?

DO: Ross Diamond, Ozzie Johnston, Richie Storr.

Q: Who is the best player you have played against?

DO: Marc Walton.

Q: Who is the funniest in the Guisborough dressing room?

DO: Robbo, but the gaffers not far behind 😂.

Q: Who is the best dancer in the Guisborough dressing room?

DO: Dylan [McAvoy].

Q: Who is the worst dressed at the Club?

DO: [Shawn] Spozio.

Q: Describe the gaffer in three words.

DO: OFF THE SCALE.

Q: Which realistic signing should the Club make this summer?

DO: James Coppinger.

Q: Who is your footballing hero?

DO: Juninho/Beckham.

Q: If you were thirsty and needed a pint which member of the Club would you go to first?

DO: Anyone but Tommy Marron – tight man 😂😂😂.

Q: Which current player is the laziest?

DO: Harry Thompson – lazyman 💤.

Q: Which player would last the longest in the ring with Tyson Fury?

DO: Charlie Marshall 🥊.

Q: Who in the dressing room hate losing the most?

DO: Robbo [Mark Robinson] 😡 love it 👍🏻.

Q: Who in the dressing room loves winning the most?

DO: Mason [McNeill] and me 🍺🍾.

Q: Which player spends the longest in front of the mirror before a game?

DO: Dylan [McAvoy].

Q: Who’s the longest in the shower?

DO: Fergie [Joe Ferguson].