Q: What was your reason for joining Guisborough Town?
GB: To get involved with footy again after seven years away.
Q: What’s your favourite playing position?
GB: Centre Mid.
Q: What’s your favourite Northern League ground (excluding the KGV)?
Q: What is your favourite Guisborugh Town moment?
GB: This season. Loved every minute of it.
Q: Which of the current squad would make:
a) Prime Minister?
GB: Tommy Marron.
b) A Superhero?
GB: Mason [McNeill].
c) Best Stand-up Comic?
GB: Robbo [Mark Robinson] (still cracks me up after 35 years).
Q: What’s the best advice you could give to a Guisborough Town junior player?
GB: Just enjoy the game and work hard.
Q: Who is the best player you have played with?
GB: Neil Hodgson.
Q: Who is the best player you have played against?
GB: Ian Bogie (Bedlington).
Q: Who is the funniest in the Guisborough dressing room?
GB: Robbo [Mark Robinson].
Q: Who is the best dancer in the Guisborough dressing room?
GB: Dylan [McAvoy].
Q: Who is the worst dressed at the Club?
GB: Lewis Wood (Regatta fleece). Is he still at club?
Q: Describe the gaffer in three words.
GB: Guissy Town Legend.
Q: Which realistic signing should the Club make this summer?
GB: Don’t know any players apart from our squad 🤷🏼.
Q: Who is your footballing hero?
Q: If you were thirsty and needed a pint which member of the Club would you go to first?
GB: DO [David Onions] (wedged💷💷).
Q: Which player would last the longest in the ring with Tyson Fury?
GB: Charlie [Marshall]/Sonni [Coleman].
Q: Who in the dressing room hate losing the most?
GB: Josh [Rowbotham].
Q: Who in the dressing room loves winning the most?
GB: Probably the gaffer.
Q: Who’s the longest in the shower?
GB: Fergie [Joe Ferguson].